extreme makeover: home edition
- girl: i kinda like horses.
- ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:
gaga is going to perform on stage alone with no dancers
- my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
- me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
